Things I Think Are Funny at the Pool

1) Old women in bikinis
2) Old men in speedos
3) Pregos in bikinis
4) Parents who think they're exempt from having to obey the rules
5) Little kids who hit on the lifeguards
6) Old people who hit on the lifeguards
7) Overzealous lifeguards - no joke. There's one who always looks super stressed out, even if nothing bad is happening. One of these days she's going to be in the middle of a rotation and have a nervous breakdown. I kind of hope I'm there to see it.
8) Kids who wear all white to the pool. Then it gets wet.
9) Ten minute breaks. They always turn into non-breaks. But they do make people leave!
10) ... I'll come up with the rest later.